Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why canβt you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
If your ever bored just punch an orphan. Cause what are they gonna do tell their parents.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
