Cause jokes
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.