Cause jokes
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Memes
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎