Cause jokes
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Memes
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.