Cause Jokes

The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.

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Yo hairline caused corruption

Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression

Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen

Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

why is sally dead, cause she has no arms

Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.

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