Cause jokes
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.