Cause Jokes

so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit

Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life

Why do orphans go to church?

Cause its the only place were they get to call him father

Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.

(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)

Why did Technoblade die?

Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!

Don’t stop orphan jokes there funny and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes cause their too STUUUPID

Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty conpeition they said no cause they didn't want professionals

Did u hear about the tiktok post that offend disable people, some didn't reply cause the comment is disable

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(