Cause jokes

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."