why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
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Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
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Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
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Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
why did the orphan scream wolf cause people actually came back
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
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