Cause jokes
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.