Cause jokes

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.