I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
