Cause jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!