Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS GO TO FAMILY DOLLAR , CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A FAMILY
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
