Cause jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.