I Don't like calculator jokes cause thay are to overused
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school? Cause he pierced everyone's liver's with a .357 magnum.
Little Johnny was living with his granpa durring the summer...Well grampa had a beer and Johnny said "grampa, let me get a sip of that" Grampa said "well lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" and lil Johnny said "well no sir"And grampa said then no you cant. Later that day papaw(granpa) had a ciggar and Johnny said let me get a hit of that and papaw asked well Johnny does your d**k reach your a** and Johnny said no again and then papaw was shootin his gun and johnny asked if he could shhot it and granpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a** and johnny sid no well after supper Johnnys granma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER) and granpa said "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream" and Johnny asked papaw "well papaw does your d**k reach your a** nd papaw said "well Johnny as a matter of a fact it does" and johnny said "good, now go fck your self cause you aint gettin none of my ice cream!"
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Yo Mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi it caused a level 8 tsunami.
