Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
