Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Cause Jokes
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
