Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥