I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽♂️
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
