Catholic jokes
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Taig
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
My dog died.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.