Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
