Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn't cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
Kevin McClean
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Lol I have a teeny black dick.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Taig
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2 - But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
😫 😢 😳 🤔 Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨👨👨👨 👨 👨👨 at the glory hole 🕳 🕳 🕳 🕳 🕳🕳 🕳🕳 🕳🕳 inside the adult book store someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar 🥜 🌭 🥜 😜 😜 😘 😘 😍 😍 🥰 🥰 😻 😻 😃 😃😊😊 ☺ ☺ 😄 😄 💘 💘
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
