What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
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Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church? They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
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Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
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Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
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You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
How do you kill a catholic.
Crucify them...
