Catholic Jokes

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the Priest.

mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...

What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

Their both full of child groomers

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What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue

Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage

What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? 
Let’s us prey.

What did the racist catholic priest say?

Martin Luther not my king.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?

What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths

Kevin McClean

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.

"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.

"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

"And then?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"