So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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My dog died
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
How do you kill a catholic.
Crucify them...
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
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