Catholic jokes
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.