Catch Jokes

Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home

The orphan where do I go

The teacher home

Orphan catch me on the streets then

why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!

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How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

I tried to catch air one... I mist

Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!