What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮💨😬
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
In America, you catch picachu, in Soviet Russia, picachu catches you. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/7a7436_784a4f4d74314d0f8d74234b57dcd2ee~mv2.jpeg
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I went outside to catch some dog but I mist
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.
