What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree? The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What did the twin tower say to the other? I need to catch this plane
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
