Catch jokes
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"