If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
how do cats mastrbte? they lick they pusy
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
Fat chicks be like “Am i fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty” like none bitch u elephant pretty 😭😭😭
Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
you look like a cat