Cant jokes
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Real 😔
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.