Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.