Cant jokes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Real 😔
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"