Cant jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"