Cant jokes
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.