Cant jokes
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
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Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.