Cant jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Real 😔
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
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Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.