Cant jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
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What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.