Cant jokes
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Real 😔
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.