Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
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A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.