Cant jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.