Cant jokes
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"