Cant jokes
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).