Cant jokes
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."