Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.