Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.