Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.