Cant jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.