Cant jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.