Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.