Cant jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.