Cant jokes
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.