Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.