Cant jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.