Cant jokes
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.