Cant jokes
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.