Cant jokes
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."