My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why cant Orphans play Baseball? Because they can not find Home.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
