Cant jokes
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.