Cant jokes
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.