Why cant Orphans play baseball. because the cant find a way home
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
whats yellow and cant swim
a school bus full with children
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
how come orphans cant play baseball . they cant find home
why cant orphans play baseball? because they dont know where is home
why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one to
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
Why cant two Asians have a white kid. Because to wongs don't make a white.
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
