Cant jokes
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
cant talk..
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.