What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
