Cant jokes
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Memes
Women, am I right?
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.