Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.