Why cant a orphan play baseball? Because they cant find home plate.
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
Why cant dinosaurs clap? cause there dead.
why cant orphans be gay? they dont have a closet to come from
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
what do you call a german man who cant see
a not see
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
why cant Asians play baseball
because they ate all the bats
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
Why cant orphans play basketball. they dont know where home is
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
why can't orphans play baseball
because they cant find home LOL
