Cant jokes
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.