Cant jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!