Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
