The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Cant Jokes
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
