Cant jokes
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Gun
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.