Cant jokes
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.