Cant Jokes

why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers

Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.

Why cant orphans go on vacation

The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH

My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?