Cant jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!