Cant jokes
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Memes
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.