Cant jokes
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.