Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Cant Jokes
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
