Cant jokes

Phone

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

Orphan

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Batman

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Orphan

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Drive

They said I couldn't drive.

Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Bus

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Hairline

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Pharmacy

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Cheeseburger

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.