Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.