Cant jokes

Mama

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Pencil

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Cocomelon

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Sister

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?