Cant jokes

Pencil

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Cocomelon

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.

Sister

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Bitch

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.