Cant jokes
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't give an orphan homework.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"