Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
