Cant jokes
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.