Cant jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
joe mama roast
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!