Cant jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
joe mama roast
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!