Cant jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.