Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail. "Doctor, doctor!" He cries out. "What is it?" The doctor asks. "I can't feel my legs!" The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded. ". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.