Cant jokes
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
not the best like it says it is!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.