Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?