Cant jokes
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.