Cant jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.