Cant jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.