Cant jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
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What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.