Cant jokes
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.