Cant jokes
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.