Cant jokes
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Hollow Knight Meme
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.