Cant jokes
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.