Cant jokes
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.