Cant jokes
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"