Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️