Cant jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
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Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.