Cant jokes
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.