Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”