Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.