Cant jokes
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.