Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.