Cant jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Passwords am I right
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.