Cant jokes
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.