Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
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What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.