Cant jokes
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."