Cant jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.