Cant jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
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What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.