Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.