Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Passwords am I right
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
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