Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.