Cant jokes
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.