Cant jokes
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.
My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.