Cant jokes
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!