Cant jokes
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)