Cant jokes
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.