Cant jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.