What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
