Cant jokes

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Ex: baby i miss u.

Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.

Ex: who died?!

Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.