Cant jokes

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Ex: baby i miss u.

Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.

Ex: who died?!

Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Why can't two Asians have a white kid?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.