Cant jokes
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
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10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)