Cant jokes
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.