Cant jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.