Cant jokes
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.