Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Cant Jokes
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
