Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.