Canning jokes
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Memes
Good song
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
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Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You pecan do it!
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.