Canning jokes
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Memes
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You pecan do it!
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?