Canning jokes
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Memes
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You pecan do it!
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.