Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do candles đź•Ż like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil? Because they can only read Brazil 🇧🇷 🙄
Q. can orphans watch family friendly movies?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
Why can"t Orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home plate is
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
