Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil? Because they can only read Brazil 🇧🇷 🙄
Q. can orphans watch family friendly movies?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
Why can"t Orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home plate is
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
