Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Canning Jokes
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
