The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Who can jump the highest?
emo kids some are still in the air
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
If your bored just punch an orphan it's not like they can tell their parents
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Not like they can tell there parents
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why can I toilet paper cross the road because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack🤣🤣🤣
Whats the diffrances between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell in agian
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
