There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Canning Jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
