I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Why do orphans love tennis? Coz it is the only place they can get love
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
Why do orphan be come hoorkes case they can call someone dadday
i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"
Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero? Because they can actually land a home.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can’t defeat Cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can??
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Why do orphans love playing baseball. They can always run home.
