There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."