Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them
Who can relate?
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Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
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I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
