Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
what type of cake can orphans not eat? homemade
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
