The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What can orphans not do in school
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
how are baseball and a orphan different a baseball game you can do a home run
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What can you catch, but not throw?
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
