I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Can someone be my daddy
can I pin your corpse to a tree
Why can orphans only have iPhone 14s because they can’t have a home button
All you pro life christian motherfuckers can go die lol
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
