Drink

Anonymous

Whats a cannibal’s favourite drink? A Bloody mary

Eating

Dick Hertz, Jr.

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

Finger

Anonymous

What’s a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

Drink

Wilklord 666

What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee

Girlfriend

_Psych0_

Imagine this…ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say “eat me baby”

She pulls out a knife and fork

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Favorite

Ryan Antonio Finley

What is a cannibals favorite dessert? Brownies

Hungriness

Anonymous

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, “Thank you for your donation!”

Eating

SoonerBob

Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?

Just to Bitter.

Baby

Random Person

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Food

DaddyJokes

vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I’m a people person

Blood

Death&Decay

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your flesh was delectable & so was the rest of you.

Bull

Anonymous

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull

Nose

Greg

what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?

domi-nose

Eating

Anonymous

A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said “No… it’s okay he’s alright now.”

Turkish

Anonymous

What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.

Food

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)

Girlfriend

random girl

Imagine this…ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say “eat me baby”

She pulls out a knife and fork

Care

Yummy.

What’s a cannibals favorite place? A day care

Drink

John E

A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”

Cold

Clown

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder