Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.