Cannibal jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.