Sister

Anonymous

My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

Blood

Death&Decay

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

Guy

Anonymous

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

Food

Zane

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

2

Ketchup

Twinzgamez_yt

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

Eating

Anonymous

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

Baby

Tenebris

Where’s a cannibals favorite place to eat?

Chilli’s. Because they got them baby back ribs.

Egg

whats a p....4

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Taste

Asa

Two cannibals are eating a clown,

One says to the other one-“Does this taste funny to you?”

Girlfriend

Anonymous

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

3

Eating

Anonymous

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

Common

Anonymous

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

Puns

Gay Thing

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Surprise

Cannibal

What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise

Taste

sgt.spazit

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

1

Clown

Anonymous

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

1

Woman

Cannibalism

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!

Sea

Anonymous

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

Name

AnonymousAmerican001

what’s the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !

Grandma

#urmom

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma’s ashes was sugar.