My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

Where’s a cannibals favorite place to eat?

Chilli’s. Because they got them baby back ribs.

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Two cannibals are eating a clown,

One says to the other one-“Does this taste funny to you?”

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

what’s the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma’s ashes was sugar.