Cannibal

Cannibal Jokes

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

Friend

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Missionary

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

Party

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?

A cold shoulder.

Rose

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Man

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.

About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"

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  • Campfire

    These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

    Buffet

    What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

    Amputation

    Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

    "Thank you for your donation!"

    Boob

    Get a calculator.

    Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

    Kangaroo

    What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

    What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

    Friend

    Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

    A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"