Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
