Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.