Candy jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?

Nothing.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Who make hard candy for the kids?

Solve.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.