What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
